My only concern in life right now: I really hope the pups don’t poop in the rooms while I’m gone.
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
What’s This? | Fall Out Boy
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
- What girls say: I'm fine
- What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst