Those words are burned into my memory now, and I’ll do whatever I can to make sure I never have to hear them again.
I’m at that point in a semester where if a car hit me, I’d probably say thank you to the kind stranger
If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual
Parks and Recreation + Game of Thrones reference
Suddenly I’m a Pittsburgh fan…one baby is all it took.