My only concern in life right now: I really hope the pups don’t poop in the rooms while I’m gone.

Wednesday May 22 @ 01:42am

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

Tuesday May 21 @ 10:02pm

grrrlfever:

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

Tuesday May 21 @ 09:45pm
6,183 plays

What’s This? | Fall Out Boy

Tuesday May 21 @ 09:42pm

Tuesday May 21 @ 09:28pm
Tuesday May 21 @ 09:20pm

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

Tuesday May 21 @ 02:07am
Sunday May 19 @ 08:59pm
  • What girls say: I'm fine
  • What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
Sunday May 19 @ 08:32pm
Sunday May 19 @ 08:32pm
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